Sunday, October 19, 2014

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Saturday, October 18, 2014

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hexsaver:

hatsune miku could kick your ass so don’t make fun of her. my dad made fun of her and then she beat him up and now hatsune miku is my new dad.

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themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.” don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

whats cOler than coldy freeze

really cold!!!

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i was fucking stoned as shit and feeling awful and barely remember even making this text post why in the hell does it have 9,000+ notes

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walterswhitetulip:

just because im not talking about star trek doesnt mean im not thinking about it

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  • me: i fucking hate you i just wanna slam dunk you into the garbage can you belong in
  • my friend: wow i didnt know you hated that character so much
  • me: oh no hes my favorite

chapmangamo:

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kinglet-paradise:

niftynifflers:

Just look at this woman. She is almost 50 years old. She is AS OLD AS THE SERIES, and she doesn’t look a day over 30. I want to look as good as her when I’m 50. FLAWLESS.

she doesn’t look a day over sexy

kinglet-paradise:

niftynifflers:

Just look at this woman. She is almost 50 years old. She is AS OLD AS THE SERIES, and she doesn’t look a day over 30. I want to look as good as her when I’m 50. FLAWLESS.

she doesn’t look a day over sexy

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Friday, October 17, 2014

loki-cat:

literally me

musicalluna:

CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file!"

oh my god, it’s almost like there’s a real movie.

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stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

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